I’m not usually a big fan of bullet vibrators, but show me one with 10 different functions that’s also waterproof and my nose starts twitching. Show me a Scorpion and I’ll jump up on a chair and try not to scream. However, mix a 10 function waterproof bullet with a body-safe elastomer sleeve shaped like a Scorpion and I’ll to take it for a test drive!
The Death By Orgasm Scorpion Bullet Vibrator (now that’s a mouthful!) is made by Love Honey, a British sex toy manufacturer, and can be found at Good Vibrations. What is the Love Honey Death By Orgasm Scorpion Bullet Vibrator? So glad you asked! He, my man calls him Mr. Scorpion, is a small black bullet vibrator who lives in a black elastomer Scorpion shaped sleeve. I’ll say it; he’s kinda creepy looking. In fact, I was hesitant about him at first. I don’t really like bugs. He looks real enough to ick me out a little bit…until I started playing with him. However, if you have a serious fear of bugs, you may want to steer clear of the Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator and try another vibrator in the series. There is a Death By Orgasm Vampire, a Death By Orgasm Mummy, even a Death By Orgasm Zombie. I happen to like the Scorpion, but the other vibrators in the Death By Orgasm series are totally normal bullets, just different colors, and not at all creepalicious.
Mr. Scorpion comes in the most fabulous packaging! He sleeps in a little metal coffin! Love it!! How can you not want this vibrator for Halloween?
The Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrating Bullet is made of smooth black ABS plastic. ABS is phthalate-free, latex-free, non-porous, and body safe. It can easily be cleaned with antibacterial soap and water, your favorite sex toy cleaner, and isopropyl alcohol. If you do use alcohol, remember to wash your Scorpion afterward. Alcohol can be harsh and drying on sensitive skin.
The Scorpion Vibrating Waterproof Bullet is 2 ¼” long and ¾” in diameter. The Scorpion sleeve is made of squishy black elastomer, which is somewhat porous so I don’t recommend sharing between partners. It is 5” long, 2” wide, and 1 ½” tall. Did I mention both pieces are waterproof? Mr. Scorpion, the Death By Orgasm Vibrator, and I have enjoyed ourselves immensely in the bath! The adorable coffin tin 5 ½” long, 2” wide, and 1 ½” deep. It has instructions on the back and markings that just crack me up. According to Love Honey, the Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator is “Holy Waterproof” and the “Batt-eries” are included.
One of the reasons I tend not to find bullet vibrators very useful as often seem to break immediately on me. My Scorpion is as hardy as his namesake. I’ve put him through some rigorous usage and he just keeps plugging along. Another reason I veer away from bullets is they either tend to have weak vibrations or eat batteries. Mr. Scorpion, comes with his 3 little watch batteries and I cannot seem to run them down. Not only that, but this little humdinger of a vibrating bullet is stronger than some of my standard size vibrators! Even the lowest setting is enough to drive me crazy as I feel Mr. Scorpion’s soft little Scorpion feet tap tap tapping along my body. I can feel the vibrations all along the bullet, throughout the body of Mr. Scorpion, even in his little pincers, legs, tail, and precision tip. Mr. Scorpion is so strong my hand continues to buzz after I’ve turned the Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator off! This is definitely a vibrator for power queens. I’ve also never before run across a vibrating bullet with so many functions. The Scorpion’s 10 power options are as follows:
1. Low vibration
2. Medium vibration
3. High vibration
4. Fast, short bursts
5. Four short bursts (similar to Level 4) and one long burst, repeating
6. Ramps up and down (not as strong as Level 5) in five bursts, 2.5 seconds in each direction
7. Ramps up in short bursts for 8 seconds, then restarts
8. Medium strong pulse for seven seconds, shoots up to Level 4 4.5 seconds, then restart
9. 3.5 seconds of steady vibration, then nine short bursts
10. 6 seconds of steady vibration, then 2.5 seconds of short pulses
*Please note these times are approximations.
To turn on the Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator simply press the push button located on the base of the vibrating bullet. To cycle through the 10 options simply press the button once for each pattern. Pressing the button after the 10th option will shut the Scorpion Vibrator off. If you want to turn off the vibrator at any point in the cycle, hold the button down for 2 seconds.
My Mr. Scorpion has two downsides. All that power brings with it noise. He’s on the loud side at his highest speed and is even louder on some of the pattern modes. I can definitely hear him while he’s under the covers, however, I can’t hear him through a closed door. Mr. Scorpion’s elastomer body gets awfully slippery when he’s…..ahem….wet. It may just be the position the way I place him in his sleeve, but I have his button positioned under his tail and, well, he can be tricky to work when I get very excited. The squishy, slipperyness of his body that I like so much can make it difficult to change the speed or pattern during play. Ah, the price of pleasure!
Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator Pros:
– Strong vibrations
Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator Cons:
Though the Death By Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator creeped me at first, this is one happy, friendly bug! With his strong and multiple vibration patterns, the ability to use him with his soft squishy sleeve on or just as a straight bullet vibrator, and his waterproofness, the Scorpion is a winner in my book. His adorable coffin also makes him easy to store and a great gift for friends for Halloween.